Confessions of a Quackbuster

This blog deals with healthcare consumer protection, and is therefore about quackery, healthfraud, chiropractic, and other forms of so-Called "Alternative" Medicine (sCAM).

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

NEW! Homeopathic Weight Loss Aid!

NEW! Homeopathic Weight Loss Aid!

OBECALP (Theobroma cocao 400C)!! - Incredibly potent!
(Keep out of reach of children, pregnant women and anorexic teens!)

Contains NO Ephedra!

Guaranteed weight loss or your money back (if taken as directed*)!!!

Completely natural - No side effects!!!

Instructions: Place one drop on tongue twice a day.

*Note: The presence of food molecules on your tongue will interfere with the action of OBECALP. To insure effectiveness, have nothing to eat or drink for twelve hours before and after taking OBECALP.

Expect dramatic weight loss IF it is taken precisely as directed.

Operators are standing by to take your orders.

Jim Laidler
Portland, Oregon USA

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