Anti-Quackery T-shirts and slogans

Maybe the NCAHF and CSICOP should make a series of T-shirts with anti-quackery slogans and anti-quack messages on them:


Have you hugged a quack today?
Hulda is lonely in Mexico!


Quacks.....
Bust them or boost them
You can't have it both ways!


Homeopathy remembers
(the sewage treatment plant)


Chiroquacks crack me up!
No.......seriously.......
Strokes are no laughing matter.


Extraordinary claims demand
Extraordinary evidence!


I'm a skeptic....
I doubt it
You prove it!


I'm lazy.
I SAY it
You DO it!


Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
No one is entitled to their own facts.


Science is what we have learned about
how to keep from fooling ourselves.


It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone,
to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.


Science makes a lousy religion
Religion makes a lousy science.


Faith and Reason inhabit different worlds
and so far there is no space travel between them.


Any connection between your reality
and mine is purely coincidental.


Nothing is more dangerous
than active ignorance.


Don't confuse ignorance
with a point of view.


Test everything
Hold fast what is good.


The plural of anecdote is not data.



Anymore suggestions?

You can find ideas here:
Treasure Chest of Quotes & Jokes

Here are some T-shirts:
http://www.csicop.org/giftshop/tee-shirts/